I have come to realize that Bilha, Carmel's mother and my host for the summer, is quite a funny lady. And I have decided to share a few moments with you. Keep in mind that these things would be annoying, not funny, if they were said seriously. But because Bilha is always laughing at everything, they are not annoying.
Item #1, in response to my obvious mac-ddiction:
Bilha: What are you doing with your computer now?
me: nothing.
Bilha: What do you mean nothing? Are you cuddling it?
Item #2, in response to the fact that I had not yet fed Dante by 10:30pm:
Bilha: Dante, your mommy doesn't love you. She should feed you first.
me: I feed him after me.
Bilha: Will you feed your kids after you, too? What a Jewish mother I am! Eh?
Item #3, in response to me eating at the kitchen counter:
Bilha: You could sit down to eat, you know? My mother always said if you eat standing up, your feet will get fat.
me: Your mother also used her pointer finger to give "the finger."
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