Tomi's Housewarming Party

Firstly, how can you people go on with your lives knowing there is a face like this in the world?



How can you...walk and talk and eat...with this FACE...existing....somewhere??!!

Somewhere in the world...these eyes are looking at someone.



Secondly, went to Tomi's housewarming party last night. That's the other Tomi. I'm not talking about myself like a weirdo. Seriously, an actual other person named Tomi. Moran was there, and mostly a lot of people I don't know. But me and Moran were fabulous.



And the second Tomi realizes he's not gay, they will get married.



But that might take a while.